Damn Crotch-Rip...

So I'm sitting in my favorite pair of work pants at my computer.  I look down...and something doesn't look right.  In fact, I know exactly what's wrong:

I've got two major-thread-laced holes as a result of fraying crotch.

What the fuck!  I bought these pants in August - they aren't that old.  I only wear them once a week, and sometimes I skip weeks.  And they're from fucking Brooks Brothers!  I thought their stuff always lasted forever if you took care of it.  These haven't even taken too many trips to the dry cleaners. 

What the fuck?  I just don't get it.  Does my crotch give off that much heat? 

I only brought one other pair of dress pants for the conference this weekend, and I'm leaving straight from work to go to NYC.  So I guess I have two options: go home, get new pants, come back and then leave - or buy new pants once I get there.  Or just wear the same pair of pants all three days.  Hmmm...no, that's not going to work.  For one, I don't want to wear out that pair.  For another, I need a pair of pants to replace these ones in my wardrobe now.  I'm just glad the holes aren't too visible unless someone was REALLY staring at my taint. 

Fucking A. 

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