<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><title>Humor @ obsidianpotency.blog-city.com</title><link>http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/</link><description>(Humor) </description><copyright>Copyright 2008 obsidianpotency.blog-city.com</copyright><generator></generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 20:06:00 GMT</lastBuildDate><image><title>Humor @ obsidianpotency.blog-city.com</title><url>http://server1.blog-city.com/images/bc_v5_logo_small.gif</url><link>http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/</link></image><ttl>360</ttl><docs>http://backend.userland.com/rss</docs><item><title>Predator Rap</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/predator_rap.htm</guid><link>http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/predator_rap.htm</link><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 20:51:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=predator%5Frap</comments><dc:creator>jcabana</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Wow.&nbsp; This song  is amazing.&nbsp; Some mediocre British rappers sum up the movie Predator in 6 minutes 30 seconds, splicing in dialog and footage from the movie and rhyming it with their own lyrics.&nbsp; It&#39;s pretty funny, too.&nbsp; Thank]]></description></item><item><title>You Gonna Eat That?</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/you_gonna_eat_that.htm</guid><link>http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/you_gonna_eat_that.htm</link><pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 17:18:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=you%5Fgonna%5Feat%5Fthat</comments><dc:creator>jcabana</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[I finally tracked down a story  on the Metro&#39;s new ad campaign discouraging riders from eating and drinking on the Metrorail.&nbsp; It&#39;s a BIG picture of a rat with the words, &quot;You gonna eat that?&quot;&nbsp; The first line of the ad say]]></description></item><item><title>The Most Racist Disney Characters</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/the_most_racist_disney_characters.htm</guid><link>http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/the_most_racist_disney_characters.htm</link><pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2008 05:26:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=the%5Fmost%5Fracist%5Fdisney%5Fcharacters</comments><dc:creator>jcabana</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Just in time for Dr. Martin Luther King&#39;s Day, OP brings you the most racist Disney characters  ever to grace the big screen as listed by Cracked.com.&nbsp; Enjoy reveling in how far we&#39;ve come in American society -- aside from some recent Di]]></description></item><item><title>The Conspirators</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/the_conspirators.htm</guid><link>http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/the_conspirators.htm</link><pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2008 18:23:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=the%5Fconspirators</comments><dc:creator>jcabana</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Someone over at Fark  Posted a list of everyone who would have to have been involved in 9/11 in order for it to have been the outcome of a systemic conspiracy:&quot;The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA),the National Institute of Standards an]]></description></item><item><title>Black Comedy</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/black_comedy.htm</guid><link>http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/black_comedy.htm</link><pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 20:08:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=black%5Fcomedy</comments><dc:creator>jcabana</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[I missed this great article  in the Post when it first was published, but I thought it would be good to link it now.&nbsp; My favorite line:&quot;I cornered a &quot;Daily Show&quot; writer, doing my best to get the inside track on a possible actor/wr]]></description></item><item><title>Just one more...sorry...</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/just_one_moresorry.htm</guid><link>http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/just_one_moresorry.htm</link><pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2007 21:19:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=just%5Fone%5Fmoresorry</comments><dc:creator>jcabana</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[I forgot to include this one  and this one  in my Transformers spoofs  entry.&nbsp; The first one in particular just goes to show (again) that Starscream is easily one of the most entertaining television characters of all time.My favorite line: &quot]]></description></item><item><title>Transformers Spoofs</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/transformers_spoofs.htm</guid><link>http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/transformers_spoofs.htm</link><pubDate>Tue, 09 Oct 2007 12:32:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=transformers%5Fspoofs</comments><dc:creator>jcabana</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[If you don&#39;t find this  and this  funny, then I suppose you just aren&#39;t as big a dork as I am.&nbsp; I&#39;m sure that&#39;s a horrible conclusion for you to come to, but it&#39;s the truth.&nbsp; (Thanks to The Rob  for alerting me to these.]]></description></item><item><title>Maddox on the iPhone, and iPhone users get a second shaft</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/maddox_on_the_iphone_and_iphone_users_get_a_second_shaft.htm</guid><link>http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/maddox_on_the_iphone_and_iphone_users_get_a_second_shaft.htm</link><pubDate>Wed, 03 Oct 2007 13:04:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=maddox%5Fon%5Fthe%5Fiphone%5Fand%5Fiphone%5Fusers%5Fget%5Fa%5Fsecond%5Fshaft</comments><dc:creator>jcabana</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Apparently, Maddox has many of the same reservations  about the iPhone that I do.&nbsp; It also cracks me up how much the price has dropped -- whether they want to admit it or not, that wasn&#39;t Apple&#39;s plan all along.&nbsp; Sales might be slow]]></description></item><item><title>Fantastic Site</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/fantastic_site.htm</guid><link>http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/fantastic_site.htm</link><pubDate>Tue, 02 Oct 2007 21:13:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=fantastic%5Fsite</comments><dc:creator>jcabana</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[In case you haven&#39;t seen this site  yet, you should take a look.&nbsp; It&#39;s pretty damn funny.&nbsp;&nbsp; It&#39;s been circulating around DC for a couple of weeks now.&nbsp;]]></description></item><item><title>JP&apos;s Last Hurrah</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/jps_last_hurrah.htm</guid><link>http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/jps_last_hurrah.htm</link><pubDate>Wed, 01 Aug 2007 15:07:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=jps%5Flast%5Fhurrah</comments><dc:creator>jcabana</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Some highlights from the final kickball newsletter of the season, written by conference president JP.&nbsp; Make sure you read the &quot;Goodbye&quot; section:That Was The Cup that Was The Capital Cup DCKickball Capital Conference July 29, 2007 If th]]></description></item><item><title>Why women don&apos;t find the guys they are looking for.</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/why_women_dont_find_the_guys_they_are_looking_for.htm</guid><link>http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/why_women_dont_find_the_guys_they_are_looking_for.htm</link><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2007 21:52:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=why%5Fwomen%5Fdont%5Ffind%5Fthe%5Fguys%5Fthey%5Fare%5Flooking%5Ffor</comments><dc:creator>jcabana</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[As some of you know, I spend a lot of time reading Best-Of-Craigslist  while I&#39;m stuck on the Metro.&nbsp; It&#39;s a hilarious and occasionally poignant way to kill time.&nbsp; One of my favorite best-of posts of all time is this one. &nbsp; It&]]></description></item><item><title>Hot Chicks With Douchebags</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/hot_chicks_with_douchebags.htm</guid><link>http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/hot_chicks_with_douchebags.htm</link><pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2007 12:51:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=hot%5Fchicks%5Fwith%5Fdouchebags</comments><dc:creator>jcabana</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Sorry...After hearing about this site,  I simply had to post a link to it.&nbsp; I know at least two people who read this site that will find that link highly amusing.&nbsp; They live in Jersey and they know who they are.&nbsp;]]></description></item><item><title>The 10 Most Ludicrous Moments in 24 History</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/the_10_most_ludicrous_moments_in_24_history.htm</guid><link>http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/the_10_most_ludicrous_moments_in_24_history.htm</link><pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2007 04:55:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=the%5F10%5Fmost%5Fludicrous%5Fmoments%5Fin%5F24%5Fhistory</comments><dc:creator>jcabana</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[I haven&#39;t watched the series finale yet, but I think this article  is pretty self-explanatory (not to mention amusing).&nbsp;]]></description></item><item><title>No Love For the Assassin?</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/no_love_for_the_assassin.htm</guid><link>http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/no_love_for_the_assassin.htm</link><pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2007 15:48:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=no%5Flove%5Ffor%5Fthe%5Fassassin</comments><dc:creator>jcabana</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Sadly, my kickball exploits went unrecognized by our division leader in his weekly newsletter to the league.&nbsp; Here are the relevant newsletter excerpts:&quot;PLAY OF THE WEEK  Don&rsquo;t kick to left field! That&rsquo;s where APCO&rsquo;s ____]]></description></item><item><title>H-Dog in Wikipedia</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/hdog_in_wikipedia.htm</guid><link>http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/hdog_in_wikipedia.htm</link><pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 15:38:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=hdog%5Fin%5Fwikipedia</comments><dc:creator>jcabana</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Naturally, Wikipedia has already updated its entry  on Herbert Kornfeld to reflect his passing.&nbsp;]]></description></item><item><title>H-Dog: R.I.P.</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/hdog_rip.htm</guid><link>http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/hdog_rip.htm</link><pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 13:12:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=hdog%5Frip</comments><dc:creator>jcabana</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[I can&#39;t believe this.&nbsp; It&#39;s bad enough that the Onion has gotten progressively less funny ever since they sold out and moved from Madison, Wisconsin to New York City.&nbsp; It&#39;s bad enough that I&#39;m disappointed more often than I]]></description></item><item><title>Serpentor&apos;s Got You All In Check!</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/serpentors_got_you_all_in_check.htm</guid><link>http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/serpentors_got_you_all_in_check.htm</link><pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2007 13:30:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=serpentors%5Fgot%5Fyou%5Fall%5Fin%5Fcheck</comments><dc:creator>jcabana</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[This video  has changed my life forever.&nbsp; And this one  is even better.&nbsp; In many cases, the action on the screen matches the lyrics both in the characters&#39; speech patterns and the theme of the scene.&nbsp; Who had th time to make someth]]></description></item><item><title>Why Eating Meat is Best For the Environment.</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/why_eating_meat_is_best_for_the_environment.htm</guid><link>http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/why_eating_meat_is_best_for_the_environment.htm</link><pubDate>Mon, 15 Jan 2007 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=why%5Feating%5Fmeat%5Fis%5Fbest%5Ffor%5Fthe%5Fenvironment</comments><dc:creator>jcabana</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Yesterday, Dave reminded me of an infamous rant by Maddox that I sent out to people.  The gist is that a vegetarian diet is not by any means "guiltless," despite restaurants using terms like "Guiltless Grill" to describe dish]]></description></item><item><title>Over/Under on Dave and the iPhone Getting Together</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/daves_overunder_on_iphone.htm</guid><link>http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/daves_overunder_on_iphone.htm</link><pubDate>Thu, 11 Jan 2007 22:12:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=daves%5Foverunder%5Fon%5Fiphone</comments><dc:creator>jcabana</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[As many of you know, Apple announced it's new iPhone yesterday.  It's part iPod, and part phone.  It has a full-length touchscreen, and will be one of the thinnest PDA/Smartphones on the market.  It will have 8 GBs of space for music a]]></description></item><item><title>best-of-Craigslist</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/bestofcraigslist.htm</guid><link>http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/bestofcraigslist.htm</link><pubDate>Sun, 31 Dec 2006 02:57:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://obsidianpotency.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=bestofcraigslist</comments><dc:creator>jcabana</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[My new obsession -- what I read on the Metrorail on my Treo to pass the time -- is best-of-craigslist.&nbsp; 

This page is literally hours of fun.&nbsp; This page is all entries that are the most amusing postings across every Craiglist page.&nbsp;]]></description></item></channel></rss>